#66 - The Doddleston Messages

Todays show is a doozy!!!! Think paranormal meets sci-fi!! Wilson tells this tale of people who communicate between dimensions. but first we have our world famous Beers and Cheers segment where we cheers a New Hampshire 13 yr old boy Caden Cotnoir who helped save the life of a West Virginia youth via the TikTok platform. 

Beer Reviewed:

Thin Line Brewing - Drunk Majestic Buffalo - WTH Rating - 4/5

 

Old English Show Transcripts:

1- “I WRYTE ON BEHALFE OF MANYE WOT STRANGE WORDES THOU SPEAKE, ALTHOUGH, I MUSTE CONFESS THAT I HATH ALSO BEENE ILL-SCHOOLED. SOMETYMES METHINKS ALTERACIONS ARE SOMEWOT BARFUL, FOR THEY BREAKE MANYE A SLEEPES IN MYNE BED. THOU ART GOODLY MAN WHO HATH FANCIFUL WOMAN WHO DWEL IN MYNE HOME, I HATH NO WANT TO AFFREY, FOR ONLIE SYTH MYNE HALFWYTTED ANTIC HAS RIPPED ATWAIN MYNE BOUND HATH I BEEN WRETHED A NYTE. I HATH SEENE MANYE ALTERACIONS (LASTLY CHARGE HOUSE AND THY HOME), ’TIS A FITTING PLACE, WITH LYTES WHICHE DEVYLL MAKETH, AND COSTLY THYNGS, THAT ONLIE MYNE FRIEND, EDMUND GREY CAN AFFORE, OR THE KING HIMSELVE. ’TWAS A GREAT CRYME TO HATH BRIBRED MYNE HOUSE. L.W.”

2-  “’TWAS AN HONESTE FARME OF OKE AND STONE IT IS HELPFUL THE YOU SHOULD TELLE ME ABOUT THY TYME DOST THOU HATH HORSE? EDMUND GREY, BROTHER OF JOHN GREY LIVES AT KINERTONE HALL THE KYNG OF CORS, IS HENRY VIII WHO IS SIX AND FORTIE I NE WOOT OF KYNG JAMES

3- “MYNE GOODLY FREEND I HATH FOND THY CART PORTREYING BUT ’TIS A CROOD THYNG FOR WITHOUT MYNE HORS IT SHAL NAT GOONE FARR.”

4- “YOW SAID YOWR TYME BE 1985 METHOUGHT YOW WERE ALS FROM 2109 LYK YOWR FREEND WHOM DIDST BRINGE LEEMS BOYSTE PREY.”

5-  “There is another person to come, they will be the help we need. You will know them when they come. Thomas did eventually write his book and soon died shortly after, he placed it in a secure place, it shouldn’t take too many years to find it, though he wrote it in Latin with the help of a friend that he met in Oxford. The inscription reads “Me writs this in the hpe that mine flaws will one day find this book, then may over lands be not see distant.” We will finish now, you have a lot of work to do!! There is no need for you to write back as we will have gone. Thank you for your cooperation. 2109.”

 

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